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Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Twitterism

I’ve always felt very ‘meh’ about blog posts filled with random twitter posts. It seems like everything is hardcoded into a language that nobody gets unless you were on the other side of the conversation as it happened. It’s like reading a conversation that someone has with an imaginary friend. A friend that changes subject very often and randomly. I just don’t get it.

So I’m taking my vengeance with the most random text messages taken from my cell phone. The following list is taken both from my inbox and my sent message folder and hopefully is completly without meaning for everyone except me. 

• Turtle
• This is all your fault. Just so we’re clear.
• THEY CUT SHEPPARD’S HAND OMG OMG OMG !?!!
• Yay! I’ll finally hear about the gory bits
• He stole underwear! So rockin’
• So for the record : dancing in high heels till 4am is not as glamourous as it sounds
• A nestled repetitive 5×5 if elseif elseif… structure. Supposedly the QA gagged on sight lol
• Same Area code! never seen before
• Your $1 beer + free bacon basket, it wouldn’t happen to be in indianapolis?
• The downside of bowl-plates is that your fork never has quote the right angle to scrape the melted cheese in the arc…
• Oooh i can svill speak english
• Rainbow!
• I’m watching a movie and minnesota looks disturbingly similar to quebec…
• God it figures as soon as I find a quiet place to read it’s suddenly filled with old ladies talking at the top of their lungs…
• Lol Omg he s trying to flirt with you… Silly boys
• Soldier was one of the greatest movies ever made
• Whether spill or debauchery either way that does seem to be a good sign of drunk
• Wow I should move to Canada and become a squirrel… It appears to pay about as well as grad school.

Identity was removed to protect the reputation of the people who wrote those  :D